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OLD SCHOOL #35 The Haunting of the Blue Tooth
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OLD SCHOOL #35 The Haunting of the Blue Tooth

A Tricky Treat Stream

No surprise that the scariest holiday of all comes with it’s own spooktacular tunes. It’s so fun to decorate your living space with ghosts, cobwebs, spiders, vampire gravestones, bat guano and witch brooms. But don’t leave out the scary music and the sound effects!

Long before the technology was there, I would string speaker wire up to the roof on into a tall tree so that bloodcurdling screams and monster growls could rain down upon the tricksters from out of nowhere. It was a chore though, scaring the crap out of the little ghosts and goblins while juggling vinyl and handing out 3 Musketeer bars. Thank goodness I made it to the future where I can do most of that with a hypnotic podcast of fear and laughing

.The format this week is a little different. This is 2 hours of Halloween music and atmosphere. No stories, no reminiscing, no breaks in the action. Punch up Old School #35 and let the sounds to the rest, whether you are rocking the neighborhood kiddos, or using this to fuel some demonic party or rip roaring rave. 

(If you need stories and Professor Mikey rants, tune in to the previous episode Career of Evil which also works on Halloween.)

Parental discretion? Sure, there are scary sounds that could frighten really little kids. But for the normal grade school, middle school, junior high or high school student who is forced to endure bullying as well as active shooter drills on a regular basis, this is lightweight. Innocent horror in the worst of times.

From the earliest days of rock and roll through the ghostbusting 80s, here are rarities, obscurities, phantasmic favorites, haunted hits and zombie stomps. The kind of music you listen to once a year while you are eating food you eat just as often. It’s the sound equivalent of popcorn balls and candy corn.

Okay, before the sun comes up, punch up your own speaker, pair your phone or your pad, charge those devices on Frankenstein’s neck bolts if you have to, hit the list and let it roll.

The children of the night are ready for a couple of hours of highly silly possession.

Fangs for the memories. It is The Haunting of the Blue Tooth.

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ROCKIN’ IN THE GRAVEYARD Jackie Morningstar

I WAS A TEENAGE MONSTER The Keytones

VAMPIRA Bobby Bare

ZOMBIE STOMP Billy Ghoulston

JACK THE RIPPER The Elites

NIGHT OF THE PHANTOM Larry and the Blue Notes

THE SALEM WITCH TRIAL Kiriae Crucible

VOODOO PLAN The Headliners

EARTH VS FLYING SAUCERS Fred Sears

FRANKENSTEIN STOMP Lorry and the Biters

LITTLE DEMON Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

HAUNTED HOUSE Sam the Sham

BATMAN, WOLFMAN, FRANKENSTEIN The Diamonds

FRANKENSTEIN TWIST The Crystals

BE TRUE TO YOUR GHOUL The Ghouls

THE HALLOWEEN DANCE Rev Horton Heat

BURN THE WITCH Queens of the Stone Age

EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN Ministry

MONSTER MASH The Misfits

PET SEMATARY The Ramones

GRAVEYARD ROCK Tarantula Goul

HORROR MOVIES Dickie Goodman

MONSTER MOVIE BALL Spike Jones

THE BAT The Ventures

DRAC THE KNIFE Gene Moss and Fred Rice

THE INVASION IS COMING Invasion

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE TRAILER

WOLFBANE Bobby “Boris” Pickett

I’M THE WOLFMAN Round Robin

AT THE HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN Big Bee Kornewgay

FRANKENSTEIN ROCK Eddie Thomas

BO MEETS THE MONSTER Bo Diddley

SHE’S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE MONSTER Screaming Lord Sutch

NIGHT OF THE HUNTER Kim Fowley

STRANGE THINGS Curtis Knight & the Squires (feat. Jimi Hendrix!!)

SCREAM OF THE DEMON LOVER Jose Luis Merino

THE WITCH The Sonics

SHE PUT A HEX ON YOU Them

EVIL HOODOO The Seeds

ROCKIN’ ZOMBIE The Crewnecks

JEKYLL AND HYDE Jim Burtgett

BORIS THE SPIDER The Kords

THE DEVIL’S RUMBLE Davie Allen and the Arrows

LUCIFER SAM Pink Floyd

THIS IS HALLOWEEN Citizens of Halloween

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS Andrew Gold

THE TWILIGHT ZONE The Ventures

DRACULA “YE-YE” Doctor Explosion

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IT’S HALLOWEEN Muse

DREAM GIRL EVIL Florence + The Machine

THE WITCH QUEEN OF NEW ORLEANS Redbone

GHOST TOWN The Specials

THE ADDAMS FAMILY THEME City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra

“The past is a blast.”

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